Judith Chalmers' searing condemnation...

Well, here I am, back from my holiday. It was lovely, mostly. I went with my best friend; we've known each other for nearly twenty years, so we just chat and bicker and gossip constantly. It was a great place for a holiday, and I'm really glad to have gone now - in another couple of years, I reckon vast tracts will be covered in nasty concrete villas. We made up some new laws which we plan to suggest to the Minister for Tourism - the first one is "No more new building to be started until all the half-finished ones are finished, plumbed and wired". That should sort it.

But it's a beautiful place, with lots of ruined castles, beautiful scenery, monasteries in remote valleys, that sort of thing. I have a vast number of pictures of random mountains and ruins (and cats). It was great. Now, where next?